I Don’t Know How Much Vodka I Put In This But I’m Going To Drink It Anyways: a memoir
the main thing i hate about christmas is the fact i am too poor to buy lovely gifts for all the sweet people in my life that deserve them
I saw this cute girl at a coffee shop sitting all alone and I came up to her and asked her what she was drinking she told me “That’s none of your business” bitch I was trying to be fucking romantic and find love at a coffee shop
Fuck you and your fucking coffee
there need to be more “fuck you” type songs that arent breakup songs because there are plenty of people who deserve the bird that aren’t exes
people who say, “it’s just a band,” I’m going to hit you in the face with a guitar. It’s just a guitar.